Fresh back from 11 days in the sun, I've discovered how much I wish vacation lasted all year. In no particular order...
1) 10 hours sitting on an airplane or in an airport. Delays suck. Especially when you don't really want to go where your trying to get to.
2) Why oh why did I only get six chicken nuggets when I ordered an eight piece nugget meal?
3) Lugging that suitcase up three flights of stairs is no fun. How the heck did it get so heavy while I was gone, anyway?
4) The apartment is cold and there's no food other than what's in the freezer or the things in the back of the pantry that you've been avoiding for months.
5) Lazy neighbors. Does no one do anything around this house other than me? I mean really, is picking up that rake I left right there by the door really that difficult? Or pulling the vacuum out into the hall for a quick sweep?
6) Who the hell let the cat into the garage to climb all over my car?! My car is my baby and to come home to a hundred little dirty footprints on the hood, up the windshield, all over the roof, and down the side of her is not what a girl likes to see in the morning!
7) Drunken next-door neighbors. Listen, you idiots, I'm glad you feel the need to be drunk and obnoxiously loud at 3 AM, but I'm exhausted and I have to work tomorrow, so shut the hell up!
8) Unpacking. Enough said.
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